let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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