Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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