omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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