I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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