Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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