her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
