Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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