You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just invented taco cereal.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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