capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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