Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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