using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I wish you could order shots online.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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