did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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