You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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