Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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