Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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