32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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