Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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