I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
not ubering you a puppy
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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