We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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