I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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