I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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