There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize