I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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