too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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