Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Randomize
