That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
How naked do you want me to be?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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