**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I party with great urgency now.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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