i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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