Sponge bath it is.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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