# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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