It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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