I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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