he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Is Oprah even human
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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