normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
