honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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