oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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