I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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