ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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