i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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