if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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