yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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