So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
its liver damage thursday
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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