So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
