Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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