His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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