Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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