? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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