Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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