He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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