new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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