either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Jerry, you need to find god
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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