Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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