shes about as inviting as chlamydia
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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