why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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