Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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