I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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